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⚔Champion Uniform (x2) - A skintight grey bodysuit. Why did they wake up in these?
⚔Rose - A cut red rose that still has thorns. It's dried out now.
⚔Plastic Sword - A European-style sword that can't even cut fruit, much less people. "Property of Eastern High Drama Department" is written on the handle in small letters.
⚔Grad Clothes - A formal pink kimono with purple hakama, like you'd wear to a school graduation.
⚔Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
⚔Mai's Underwear - The most boring white cotton bra/panties set you'll ever see. Someone doesn't really care about these things. (received from Junpei)
Can Trade
⚔Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
⚔Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
⚔Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
⚔Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is hot pink.
⚔Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.
⚔Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.
⚔Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
⚔The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
⚔Antiemetic Medicine - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!
⚔Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
⚔Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
⚔Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
⚔Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like bleu cheese.
⚔Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals.
⚔Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good? (received from Nishitani)
Showed Up In Her Dumbwaiter After She Got Herself Executed
⚔Tarot Cards - A deck of tarot cards. The artwork is truly beautiful.
⚔Instant Gyuudon - Beef bowl from the convenience store. Comes with disposable chopsticks!
⚔Whatever the fuck this is - I don't even know but it was this or the horrifying lambma demon and at least this is kind of cute.
⚔Mixed Nuts - It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass.
⚔Future Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
Underwear Bonanza
No Longer Has (given away, consumed, destroyed, etc.)
⚔Fried Whole Spider - A spider the size of a large housecat, which has been fried and served with nuts. It’s... not for everyone. (just gonna stare at this and pawn it off on Arianna)
⚔Half-eaten pizza - Mmm, garlic and cheese. Totally worth slaughtering people to order it. (eaten)
⚔Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious. (eaten)
⚔Emergency Response Manual - A manila folder with "EMERGENCY RESPONSE" and "STAFF ONLY" printed on the front, with instructions only to open under very specific conditions. The seal is broken. It contains information about the potential outbreak of some sort of deadly virus and instructs the reader on how to conduct themselves during the emergency. It's a pretty bummer read. (given to Yuuri)
⚔Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like ghost peppers. (traded to Nishitani)
⚔Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple. (received from Nishitani, eaten)
⚔Champion Uniform (x2) - A skintight grey bodysuit. Why did they wake up in these?
⚔Rose - A cut red rose that still has thorns. It's dried out now.
⚔Plastic Sword - A European-style sword that can't even cut fruit, much less people. "Property of Eastern High Drama Department" is written on the handle in small letters.
⚔Grad Clothes - A formal pink kimono with purple hakama, like you'd wear to a school graduation.
⚔Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
⚔Mai's Underwear - The most boring white cotton bra/panties set you'll ever see. Someone doesn't really care about these things. (received from Junpei)
Can Trade
⚔Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
⚔Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
⚔Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
⚔Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is hot pink.
⚔Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.
⚔Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.
⚔Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
⚔The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
⚔Antiemetic Medicine - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!
⚔Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
⚔Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
⚔Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
⚔Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like bleu cheese.
⚔Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals.
⚔Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good? (received from Nishitani)
Showed Up In Her Dumbwaiter After She Got Herself Executed
⚔Tarot Cards - A deck of tarot cards. The artwork is truly beautiful.
⚔Instant Gyuudon - Beef bowl from the convenience store. Comes with disposable chopsticks!
⚔Whatever the fuck this is - I don't even know but it was this or the horrifying lambma demon and at least this is kind of cute.
⚔Mixed Nuts - It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass.
⚔Future Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
Underwear Bonanza
No Longer Has (given away, consumed, destroyed, etc.)
⚔Fried Whole Spider - A spider the size of a large housecat, which has been fried and served with nuts. It’s... not for everyone. (just gonna stare at this and pawn it off on Arianna)
⚔Half-eaten pizza - Mmm, garlic and cheese. Totally worth slaughtering people to order it. (eaten)
⚔Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious. (eaten)
⚔Emergency Response Manual - A manila folder with "EMERGENCY RESPONSE" and "STAFF ONLY" printed on the front, with instructions only to open under very specific conditions. The seal is broken. It contains information about the potential outbreak of some sort of deadly virus and instructs the reader on how to conduct themselves during the emergency. It's a pretty bummer read. (given to Yuuri)
⚔Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like ghost peppers. (traded to Nishitani)
⚔Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple. (received from Nishitani, eaten)
